Survival & Escape: The Art of Not Being Eaten

Are you tired of being the main course at the Great White Shark's dinner party? Do you want to learn how to survive and escape the clutches of the most terrifying predators on the planet? Look no further! This website is dedicated to the art of not getting your limbs bitten off.

We have the following courses available:

• Survival Cheatsheet - A quick reference guide to the most essential survival skills for the modern human.
• Survival Mindtricks - Unlearn the fear of being eaten and learn how to think like a ninja.
• Defensive Economics - How to trade in your own blood and spare parts for survival.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Dragon Slaying for Beginners - Because who needs a social life when you can have a fire-breathing dragon to deal with?
• Underwater Base Building - Because who needs a house when you can have a coral reef with a moat of sharks?